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GOD first...Heavenly Father, how many times have we walked through a door and forgot why or what we were searching for? How many times have we looked for something and couldn’t find it after looking for hours, days, weeks, and maybe years? Help us, Lord. Help us find the truth in our searches, not for material things, but for things that matter most of all. Bless us through strength of Your Amazing Grace, to follow only paths that leads us to our salvation through Jesus Christ in who’s name we pray. Amen.

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of this country to Germany to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there. ”But how will you know when our baby is born?’ she asked. “Well,” he said. “After you’ve has the baby, just send me a post card and write ‘sauerkraut’ on the back.” So she took the money and went off to Germany. Six months later, the doctor’s wife called him at his office. “Dear, you’ve received a very strange postcard in the mail today.. I don’t understand what it means! Later that evening the doctor came home and reads the postcard which said. ”Sauerkraut, sauerkraut, sauerkraut. Two with weiners and one without!”

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