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GOD first...Heavenly Father, we ask for strength for the many things we need to do, faith to lead others in Your direction, and in fellowship with others to share in Your Amazing Grace showing the magic of your Holy Spirit. We ask in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen. Pray for those who are grieving, ill, suffering, or are in harm’s way.
Joke second….Charlie was on a bus quietly gazing the scenery through the window when a woman sitting next to him began trying to breast feed her baby who wasn’t cooperating. The woman was trying to coax the child saying, “Come on sweetheart, drink up or I’ll have to give it to this man sitting next to us.” Charlie awkwardly pretended not to hear though his face turned red as a beet. Five minutes passed and the baby still wouldn’t feed. The woman sighed and repeated, “Come on little one. If you don’t take it, this kind man is going to get it.” By now, Charlie is sweating bullets trying not to look at the baby or it’s mother. Finally, after a few minutes, he couldn’t take it any longer. He turned and faced the baby, “Kid, make up your damn mind already! I should have gotten off this bus 3 stops ago!
